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Ramsay meets Azog colored by zoccu Ramsay meets Azog colored by zoccu
Ramsay meets Azog

My scanner works again, so here's the colored version of this : zoccu.deviantart.com/art/Ramsa…

After Asterix/Hobbit (zoccu.deviantart.com/art/Cross…, here's another Hobbit crossover, though a much less innocent one : the Hobbit meets A Song of Ice and Fire.

Here we have Azog, this time drawn with his prosthesis, and his warg (Sorry, I'm not good at drawing animals) and the man in front of him is Ramsay Snow or Ramsay Bolton, aka one of the worst monsters in the whole book series so far: he even makes Joffrey look good, yes that Joffrey!

How is that possible you may ask ? Well, the family of this (litteral) bastard has a flayed man as a symbol, they live in a place called the Dreadfort and they decorate it with human bones and human skins, yes they flay people and so does Ramsay, and he's the worst in the family. From what I understood his hobby consists in hunting women in the woods with his dogs (You have one here, just as well drawn as the warg, that seems rightly frightened by the damn beast), raping them, killing them and flaying them, and he kills them first only if they gave him a good sport (the arm you see under the dog belongs to one of those unfortunate victims, I really don't want to draw the rest and you don't want to see it).... And now, the icing on the cake: this family serves the Starks! Yes, the closest thing we have to “nice” characters in this series. How could they trust these people? Everything about them just scream “I am evil!” They don't even bother hiding it contrary to the Lannisters. Why didn't Ned Stark or any of his ancestors deal with them is just beyond me.

So what does it have to do with Azog ? Well, when looking for more detailed picture of him for reference I noticed a particularly disturbing detail on an action figure: his loincloth is made out of dwarfs' faces ! Just look: www.figures.com/forums/news/23…

That just makes him sicker, I wonder why I've never noticed it watching the movie, maybe it was too dark when he appeared ?

So I thought he and Ramsay would get on well, given they both flay people and do horrible things in general, then they would ask each other tips about flaying and cause even more misery in Westeros, or in Middle-Earth if Azog decides to bring Ramsay there, probably so that he can meet his son, Bolg, given that from what I've heard he will be a torturer in Dol Guldur in the Desolation of Smaug they would surely have a lot to discuss.

As for what they could tell each other on this picture, here's an example:

Ramsay: Man, I really like this loincloth of yours. Such a fine work ! Is it resilient?

Azog: Resilient? Of course it is, it's made of dwarf-skin!

Ramsay: So dwarf-skin is more resilient? That would explain why all my other attempts at making clothes didn't work. I guess I'll have to pay the Lannisters a visit some day...


Feel free to present your own dialog for them if you want.

P.S.: What I've written here about Ramsay was what I read after seeing mentions of the name in articles about Game of Thrones in a wiki without reading the spoilers. And since I haven't read A Dance with Dragons yet, I would really appreciate if you don't mention anything about its plot in your comments, thank you very much.

Disclaimer: These characters belong to Tolkien, Peter Jackson and G.R.R. Martin and I'm not paid for it.
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snarka Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2018
LOL!!! Thank you! ))))
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KeIIion Featured By Owner May 26, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
fantastic
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grisador Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015
Poor Dog :D
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HollowCake Featured By Owner May 25, 2013
Oh I love the style and the warg is awesome!
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zoccu Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Glad you like it, especially the warg ^-^.
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