THE WATCHKIDS
Springfield Elementary School
SKINNER : Edna, it's a disaster. No students accepted to join the hall-monitors program !
EDNA: Sure, the post is so attractive. Even the students like Ralph are more popular than hall-monitors.
MISS HOOVER: Do you remember what happened to the last volunteer, who also happened to be the only hall-monitor ?
SKINNER: Oh yes, poor Timmy, what a tragedy (he shakes his head and looks down). But we didn't get sued by the parents for once !
EDNA: For a good reason: he was an orphan.
MUSIC TEACHER: What about hiring grown-up hall-monitors ? Like the other schools do ?
SKINNER: And with what money ?